March 2012
Trying to remember to breathe.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
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I'm just... being a whiny, complaining brat, tbh
I haven’t eaten today. My mom told me she’d bring me something from Tulsa Hills, and I figured she’d be back at her office around 3:00. At 4:30 I decided to just go home. to keep myself from eating, since I knew she’d be bringing me something good to eat, I took a nap. It is now 7:47 at night. I called her, and barely caught her while she was in town. She didn’t get...
February 2012
loki-on-the-loose asked: *clings* But...mine!
thor-at-my-door asked: LET ME FEED YOU SINCE ALLS I HAVE DONE TODAY IS EAT
thor-at-my-door asked: How are you feeling today sweetheart<3
loki-on-the-loose asked: HI CHESTUR. ILU MOAR THAN DEIJAY.
thor-at-my-door asked: Sending you some love my nestling<3
Okayokay. Shower now, otherwise I won't quit...
I have... I think I like... :I There is a sort of...
Jesusfuck.
I’m terrible with getting out of myself to talk to guys I… I have an affinity for?
I am really no good with feelings.
spiritualpaladin-deactivated201 asked: Im doing great. I have to be somewhere soon but just thought Id say hi. Take care :)
spiritualpaladin-deactivated201 asked: just thought I drop by and say Hi :) I hope you are having a amazing morning. :)
Morning cup of Earl Grey with milk and sugar and...
developing film today, again. Fun.
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Check it. Really awesome way to find cool lomo... →
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brettsquiggles liked your photo: Like that time I tried to rap Nicki Minaj in front…
OH
OH MY FUCKING GOD
RAP
NOT TRAP.
XD
Reblog if you remember the first time you picked...
6 Types of Love
Eros
a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love
Ludus a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once
Storge an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity
Pragma love that is driven by the head, not the heart
Mania obsessive love; experience great emotional highs...
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
I get what you're saying, OP, but a relationship is between how ever many people consent to be in a relationship.
Did I suddenly develop Carpal Tunnel Syndrome,...
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List of awesome things to say when you're...
“I’m a jellyfish.”
“I’m a jelly filled donut.”
“I’m Angelina Jelly, Jelly Andrews, Jelly Clarkson”
“I’m jellicious.”
“Oh, I guess it must be Show and Jell.”
